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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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