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Genappe is a municipality and city of Wallonia located in the Belgian province of Walloon Brabant.
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Dunum was a Latinized name of a place in ancient Ireland and the name of at least two recorded settlements there, one in the far north, one in the far south. The southerly settlement is attributed in ancient print as the original site or namesake of Rathdrum in County Wicklow. The northerly is attributed to the settlement of Downpatrick in County Down, which the Irish called Dunedh, and also Rath-keltar or Rath-Keltair, .The name originated from Keltair, son of Duach – Rath- meaning castle – and was quoted as that in the Will of Saint Patrick.
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